No Mayo, Cinco de Soup

Another airport blog on the way home from Washington DC. It was so rainy and depressing when I arrived, and now that I'm leaving, it's a perfect temperature outside and sunny! I was concerned that the rain was a foreshadowing of how the whole trip would go, but everything went off without a hitch! The only problem is that I barely slept the whole time. I just kept wanting to work, but now, I'm exhausted so I'm ready for my "in flight nap".

I didn't really take too many photos this trip, because there wasn't anything that interesting to photograph....and because I always feel like a lame-o asking someone to take photos of me with something funny, weird, or cool.... It didn't really matter this trip anyway, because I couldn't enjoy the city due to the weather.

I worked with Cheerleader Videos on Thursday, so that brought me into Baltimore, but by the time we were done, it was 8pm, and I was exhausted. I wanted to go play around in John Water's hometown and get some inspiration for something delightfully filthy, but I think I need another adventure seeker with me to stick to my plans...

I got to see my really good friend Lee, a photographer who's been shooting me since I was 19! We blew off shooting, and just hung out and gossiped about the biz, life, and future plans. I got to work with some other great people too, and really enjoyed the trip!

I'll be home for a few days, so I'm going to catch up on some work, shoot for my site, see some friends, and work on my outfit for the Playboy Lingerie party in a few weeks. I'm putting together different pieces and making an outfit. I wanted to wear latex, and am still considering it, but the outfits I really like aren't lingerie.... maybe another party!

May the Fourth be with you!

Happy National Star Wars Day!



So awesome!


Anywhoo....this is also an important week besides the obvious above....

Malloy is learning the importance of medicine in her life.

I'm really not the kind of person to even take a tylenol unless I'm dying of the plague or the occasional debilitating menstrual cramps, so it doesn't surprise me that it look five years of pulling teeth to get me to get on attention deficit medication....best thing I've ever done...FYI....

Anyway, I'm still not cool with a ton of pills floating around in my system. It makes me paranoid because I don't know how I'll react, nor do I want to build up a such an amazing tolerance that when I'm old, I'll die of pneumonia or something similar because I need so much cough medicine that it could cure an Elephant's cold. We all know the one package of cold meds per person per store rule...and with Elephant size needs, there won't be enough stores in all of Atlanta to help me. I consider my current actions "preventative measures", just like when I try figure out the best ways to take out zombies from my house. The event will doubtfully happen, but it's stupid to not be prepared.

That being said....for the past month, maybe longer, I've been dealing with a constantly runny nose, bloody mucus being sneezed into my kleenex, my cheeks and forehead feeling like I had a brick sitting on them, and the worst, was horribly itchy, dry and then overly watery eyes. I had no idea what was going on. I was getting rest, barely smoking, bar hopping twice a week at the most....how is it possible that I'm doing worse when I'm doing so many good things for my health?

Well, turns out, kids, between switching so many different areas of the country in such a short time, I've been introducing myself to types of pollen that my nose have never encountered before....this then mixes in with the pollen in my normal surrounding and makes Super Allergy-ridden Malloy.

I've never had allergies before, however, I haven't exposed myself to this much travel in such a short time.... ex... Atl to LA to San Fran to Dallas to Atl to DC...yea...a fuckton of travel....all in APRIL!

To drive this whole blog home, after suffering over a month with what I thought was some punnishment for 4 beers and a cigarette, I figured out I might be having seasonal allergies. I went to WalMart tonight in DC after my shoot and picked up some Clariten. I've never taken allergy meds before, so "Concrete Head" (my childhood nickname, thanks!) fought tooth and nail to come up with other options before taking this route....in the end, the drugs won.

In just an hour after taking the medicine....my nose has stopped running and I can blink without feeling like my eyeballs are made of sandpaper.

IN ONE HOUR!

This was fixed in one hour and I lived like this for over a month. goddamn it.


So, point is, I'm still convinced that America is over medicated by themselves and physicians....but now I'm also convinced that I need to accept when things aren't going to fix themselves and take the damn doctor's orders for once.

Insomnia on the East Coast

It's a late night, or early morning depending on how you're looking at it, so I wanted to take the time to catch up on some bloggin while I wait for some files to transfer....

I've been traveling like a crazy person...Tampa with Isobel, then LA, San Fran and now I'm in DC! I really enjoy traveling with other models because it's nice to share expenses and have someone to hang out with and explore the city, but it was nice working on my own schedule and having some Malloy time.

LA and San Fran really gave me some time to relax and gather my workload. When I got home, I promised Tim that I would go to the psychiatrist to get tested for a.d.d. again. It's been so long since the last time I was tested, I knew that I needed to update it. Well, turns out that I'm incredibly a.d.d.! I thought everyone had the issues with work, organization and studying like I did, they just dealt with it better....he laughed at me and said "no, I have no idea how you function so well". So, I'm now a happy medicated person! Yay Adderal! Actually, it's so nice, I get so much work done faster, and it's like my mind is calm! :D yay!

The weather in DC is horrible....it's rainy and mid 60s my whole trip, so I'm glad I'll be going home on Friday....I'm working with some cool people and fun companies, so images are on the way! :D

Here are some photos from my trips! :D These are from my iphone, so they're more of a photo timeline than anything else...but I'll start posting the scandalous photos soon! :D I left my camera in my car.

The bird directly next to the makeup chair made it extra entertaining!


Me in my first outfit for LycraPavel.com I love that site! Highly styled sets, amazing locations, awesome photography, and it's all pantyhose fetish! :D


Wardrobe of a "sexy co-ed" lol


Driving to location, I managed to grab a snap of the Golden Gate Bridge! Fun, but not as fun as boutique shopping in San Fran!


Celebratory Homecoming Wine.....really cute bottle, really horrible wine...


Best thing about hotel rooms.... CABLE! Law and Order SVU FTW!



Files are done transferring, so now it's bedtime! :D

night night!

Tampa in review...

Yet another airport blog! Yay!

I'm watching the sun come up at Gate 10, Terminal T. I'm headed for L.A. and then off to San Francisco for a few days. The whole reason for my trip is to shoot for a company called Brazzers, however, because the other girl decided to reschedule, the shoot was canceled. Somehow, I knew this would happen. Although I don't mind doing g/g, this has made me realize that I cannot do it and travel into the city. Thank god I didn't get tested! I would've been out another $150 like last month and the month before. I love that the industry is regulated, but if I'm not going to use the test, it's really frustrating to HAVE it done, spend the money, and not use it at all. So for now, I'm keeping the g/g mostly exclusive to my site, which I think my members will appreciate!

Tampa went well! Traveling with Isobel is great because we know to give each other space, but it's nice to have company with someone and split travel expenses. We stayed with her friend Joe, which ended up not working out as planned, and we were rescued by a nice photography couple for the last two days of our trip!

Usually when I'm at the beach, I barely get to go once, but in between shoots, or in the evening, Isobel and I tried to walk along the beach at least every other day! Photos on the way! We also made twitter blogs to go with them! :D

I decided that LA over the summer as a trial run isn't in the cards right now. I'd rather travel to other parts of the country that I haven't really spent much time working in.... so I'm excited! I know LA is my future, and there isn't any avoiding it, but for now, I think I want to spend a little more time on the road and move when it's the best time.

Isobel and I went back to Atlanta instead of Miami, which is a totally dead market... apparently... and I made the most money this week than I ever have in the city! Damn, when did all this paying work happen? Best part is, they're almost all websites, so that's regular work! :D Huzzah!

Now my flight is boarding....so my nap will soon begin! Til next time!

LA fever!

So, it would seem that everyone is moving to LA all of a sudden.... I guess it's safe to say that Paris Kennedy started a trend!

My thoughts are that maybe I'll only go out there for late May through mid August, work as much as I can, and come back home. That would be sensible. That way, I can go to college close to home and still be able to work in LA during the summer. Yea right. The second I get out there, I know I'm going to love it and never want to leave. I guess I'll cross that bridge when I get there. The summer will offer a lot of wisdom to me, I'm guessing. I'm ready to go, but I'm going to miss the boy like crazy, more than I realize I'm guessing, so when it comes down to the actual leaving part, I don't know if I'll get there...or if I want to... I do like the idea of only having to travel once a month, so that would really help!

Right now, I'm back from my last LA trip, and because I was traveling in, I lost a lot of booking due to reschedules beyond the dates I was there. Fuckers. I even extended my trip, but, you can't save a sinking ship, and I should have known at the start.

I was dreading AdultCon, and it turned out to be really awesome in the end! So I will be back in October! I met some really cool fans, sold some stuff, and chatted with Aria Giovanni about shooting some content together, which would be totally awesome!

On a funny side note, I've been blogging mostly to myself, and anyone who wants to cyber stalk my naked adventures. I never really thought people actually read this, until the other day I received some "hate" comments to my blog, which naturally I'm not going to post, but they made me giggle. The fake profile commented on how it's obvious I hate my job, and how I see the people that pay me and pay for my site as all perverts and how I think I'm better than them, ungratefull, and yadda yadda yadda... It was hilarious!

Anyway, I'm blogging this for everyone to read...even you "Ben", I absolutely love working with photographers as long as they're respectful, no matter what the job is, or skill level. I also LOVE communicating with my fans whether it's on my website or other social networking sites, as long as they're polite! I joke and call them perverts, but it's only because I'm the biggest pervert of all! No one has ever been offended, and I think it's safe to say that there is a little pervert in us all!

Oddly enough, I also recieved a friend request from someone I went to high school with on Facebook, who has a habit of sending me hate mail to my myspace page....which naturally makes me think it was an accident, since I approved it and we're not longer listed as friends...but I have my myspace and facebook as a way to stay in touch with friends online, and I really don't think my profile is that interesting...nor my blog for that manner, so it makes me chuckle to myself that maybe some people are actually reading what's going on in my life. So now I must blog more for your entertainment!

My buddy John, who is on my blog list *check him out: John and Japan*, was blogging about wanting more traffic and readers. I don't even know how to tell how many reads I've had....so maybe when I figure that out, I'll be able to help you John...but seriously, I am curious how many reads this little blog gets! My buddy Addie had someone comment on her blog about the current weather in Atlanta enough to warrent another blog about it....and me....I ramble about bitchy people from highschool and a fantom commenter who is my brief entertainment in the day.

Ok this blog officially sucks now. I'm going to go try and figure out how to tell how many reads this is getting, and in the mean time....you can look my ass with the promise that the next one will be better....

hugs*

the doom fog and the following calm.

Well, I live an exciting life. Out of all my bookings, only one has held true. One has rescheduled for Monday, and we'll see if that happens. This trip has made me realize the truth of LA, the reason why everyone eventually moves here.....because it's not worth traveling into....This city is too goddamn expensive to travel to and all the people are too damn flaky for a traveling nude model to expect her bookings to stay on track.

I swear it's the medicinal marijuana in the air. 

Naturally, if I lived here, it would be awesome. I'm a laid back chick, avoiding the clutches of schedules and 9am clock ins. I want to go to school, but I want to settle down to study, and the places I've lived are not the places I want to stay for 2 or 4 years. 

I'm the kind of person that once I decided I need to do something....I do it fast. Well, I've decided. I talked to the boy, and although it would suck to leave, it's something I want to do. If I like it, he says he'll move out in 6 months, but I have to try it on my own til then. 

It will take me 5-7 days to drive my car across the country to LA. 5-7 days because I will pick up paid gigs along the way to help my moving expenses. LA is a transitional city and really caters to people moving in. I've found some cool rooms to rent, and will finally get to learn how to surf.

Now, the last question for myself is late April or May? I'll figure this out on Wednesday....

to my next adventure! :D

be careful what you wish for is the understatement of the week

Yesterday I was sitting against a wall looking at my boarding door at the Atlanta International Airport. I had a nice trip to LA planned, starting with a booking with Isobel Wren. My biggest worry was the car rental fees. 

Then it happens. The small pebble that started a 24 airline hell. 

I was nursing a hangover, so I hadn't noticed the extreme fog outside. The man behind the counter went on the loud speaker to inform everyone that our flight was going to be delayed an hour due to "visibility". Delays, ok, fine, it happens. I make a joke on twitter via my iphone saying "I want my bed or to be on a plane, just not in the airport". God, seeing the opportunity to punish me for drinking the night before, decided I was going to get my wish. 

Normally, I fly Delta, because I'm a sucker for free blankets, private tv screens and nonstop hassle free flights. I booked this ticket last minute, and ended up with US Airways, which I was already unhappy about because all the 5 times I've flown with them, a catastrophe happens. Today is not an exception. 

Turns out, with my MINIMUM delay of one hour, I'm going to miss my connection flight to Los Angeles. Since it's a "weather" issue, they will not rebook me on another flight or airline. They will just bump me on the first flight going out the next morning. Not great, but, I'll only be two hours late to my shoot, and since it's a full day booking, I'll still get paid, so I just have to deal with the 3 am wakeup call. 

I arrive to the airport and try to check in. Apparently, there was a downward spiral of people being bumped, and those that were taking red eye flights were still waiting at the airport to leave. So I'm bumped from my flight due to people above me rescheduling and being moved around. They move me to another flight *nonstop*, that is taking off 40 minutes after my original one....not bad. I'll be late, but not horrible. Then I get the news. Due to the previous day's schedule and delays, my flight is now delayed two hours. It's 4:30 am, and I'm not taking off til 9:40. The reason is "crew rest requirements". I'm missing out on a full day booking because the crew has to take a lunch break. My flight has also been rerouted to Phoenix due to landing schedules in LA, so I will arrive to a two hour layover, before getting to fly to LA. Awesome.

For those of you who are lost, here's a time chart

Sat March 14: 

2:30pm: arrive at airport, check in proceed to gate. scheduled departure at 4:09pm

4:00pm: informed we are delayed an hour *fog*. scheduled departure now at 5:00pm

5:30pm: informed that I will not make my connection flight and they will reschedule me for the earliest flight in the morning.

6:40pm: finally leave the airport and go home to nurse hangover and nap

Sun March 15:

3:00am: wakeup to make 5:30 flight

4:15am: arrive at airport to check in. upon check in, am told my new flight info 7:40 departure

5:30am: am told my flight is delayed due to crew rest requirements. 9:40

will be landing at 11am pacific time. following flight to LA departs at 1:40. arrive in LA at 3pm, just enough time to miss my shoot. awesome.

i am tired.

accomplishments

Having insomnia which resulted in this blog, is not, however, an accomplishment.

-I quit smoking. It was easy. My throat hurt from smoking too much, so I decided it wasn't fun anymore. So I quit. I am awesome.

-I joined ICQ. The only people that still use that messaging service are webmasters, which is cool because those are the only people I really want to talk to online. I want them to send me traffic and trade sets or just post my sets and link the photos back to me. If you are a webmaster, and you're reading this, I'll give you my ICQ number for further discussion.

-I resumed my normal workout schedule. Ironically, now that I'm not smoking, I'm working out better, so I'm in more pain as a result of quality muscle stress.

-My LA trip is finally booking, however, it's come to my attention that March is almost over. OMFG. When did this happen?

-I will be appearing at AdultCon and you should come by and say hi!

Last but not least- I finally tweaked more of my facebook page, which, despite that I joined this site kicking and screaming, now you have to add me as a friend.

I have to sleep now. That will be the final accomplishment of the day.

so gentleman if you're going to preach....for god sakes, preach with conviction: Dallas trip revue

The best time to blog is on an airplane....hands down...despite the screaming children and perverted fathers that try to soothe their screaming children directly behind me while I'm editing sets with my fingers going in my nether-regions. *sigh* and....he's still looking...lol

So, I didn't get a chance to blog about my trip to Dallas because I've been swamped with family things going on....I stayed with Jose Luis....we shot cool stuff, including some sets for Hustler, two solo and one scene with Danielle Trixie. I completely horrified his assistant by my massive pussy fart after the first solo scene, but what can I say, air bubbles inside a vagina hurt, and I only know one way to get them out *pushing on your stomach for those that don't know*....Danielle and I went out on the town and acted like retards, I shot for a pantyhose website, and ate sushi! Good weekend!

*at this point, there are 3 men behind me casually talking....isn't there some F.A.A. rule against congregating in the hallways of a plane? I suppose putting your seat back too early is more important, because they always yell at me for that*

This blog, however, isn't about perverted men or pussy farts. This blog is about how I'm going to hell. Definitely going to hell.

Right before my flight back to Atlanta, I had a two hour shoot for Smoking Seduction. Basically the shoot included me smoking, bitching, wearing fun outfits and showing off my boobies. I'm a sucker for fun outfits, but then, the photographer asked me if I was religious....I replied "no, not particularly", being cautious not to offend him in hopes he won't try to save me and give me a million pamphlets. He said "good, would you mind wearing this sexy nun outfit, then?"

Huzzah! I get to metaphorically shit on the entire Catholic religion by wearing *and stripping out of* a spandex mini-nun ensemble, complete with Habat! (My father, being raised Catholic, but only religious if it involves setting up a good joke, would be so proud!) The shoot went off without at hitch, except for the fact that I didn't want to see a pack of cigarettes for week, and I went on my merry way to the airport!

Upon arriving to the airport, I was met with a crew of incredibly slow movers taking up the entire walkway! Ugh, I hate casual travelers! So I hustle past them only to get stuck behind them in security....I'm not sure how that happened. Then they decided that they really liked the sound of the metal detector because each one of them enjoyed going through it about 3 times. Perhaps "remove all metal and place in the bin" is WAYYY too complicated for some people....but secretly I know that this is my karma wheel getting me back for the sexy nun schenanagans I pulled only an hour ago....

As I'm waiting, it slowly starts to dawn on me, that in front of me are actually a group of traveling nun missionaries and a priest. Awesome! If they only knew! I laughed outloud, and considered telling the priest the funny irony in my mind, who might find the humor in it, but I was concerned I would cause him years of concern for my soul....and no one needs to bear that weight...I value another man's right to sanity.

After this mental argument with myself, and choosing to be the upright citizen, I was through security and pursing my usual quest to find the airport Starbucks. Upon boarding, I was directly behind them in line again *still laughing to myself*, and had a seat assignment, you guessed it, right behind them! I felt like saying "OK, God, I get it, I suck and now you're torturing me with irony"

A man wanted to trade seats with me to sit next to his son, so I said goodbye to my personal delight and enjoyed a nice upgrade in first class! Yay! Nonstop Delta flight with all the bloody mary's I can drink!

So, was I rewarded for being naughty by first class travel, or reminded to be a little more respectful for my own immortality? Since I'm an atheist, I'm going with the first one! Cheers!


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*sigh*

I've come to decide that JFK airport in New York is the worst airport ever....

Reasons:

No wifi unless you're in a crown club room
The business center consists of four pay phones, an atm, and a coin machine *are we at a car wash?
The TSA guy asked me to remove my jacket and then said, "oh, you're showing too much, put the jacket back on" .....I was wearing a white long sleeved shirt....WITH A BRA....for once :)
No one knows to stand on the right and walk on the left on the moving floor thingies...


Ugh, ok, so unless you're having a phone emergency, like I am, then this is no big deal.....

Bonus of JFK airport *this is me trying to be positive*

manicure lounge....although does not offer acrylic nails or pedicures :(
starbucks every 50 feet
decent choice in shopping and food *airport sushi restaurant*
no subway system like atlanta....i hate that thing!

The day has been saved only because...

crown club room includes free drinks
I managed to score a complementary drink on my delta flight
I'm flying direct to Atlanta
They have pick your own movie screens, which totally rock.


I'm really glad I invested my frequent flyer miles in Delta....but jeeze, it's been a crazy day.


I lost my phone...hopefully it's in Alex's car or in he and Paris's house....I'm worried that it's fallen out somewhere and I'm totally fucked and have to buy a new one....after this experience, I MUST buy phone insurance....it's so worth it for the Iphone....

I feel rather productive because I've somewhat quit smoking and have finished all my old auctions, so now I've launched new ones. I've decided I'm going to make a fetish site, but only sell stuff based on a clips for sale style, as opposed to reoccuring billing and constant updates.

Not that I don't love updating my site 5 times a week, but this will be based more on a fetish, rather than quality photography, elaborate sets, and hd video....not to say that it will not look nice, but be more of a side project, rather than a full time commitment....Knowing what I know now, it will probably make more than my site does! lol

*sigh*

I'm typing the rest of this blog in flight, so I'm hoping that when I land....in approx 54 mins, that I'll have good news that my phone has been recovered, so that I can unpucker my asshole....lol

I'm debating once I get home to go to Ace's for a second to grab a drink....probably a bad idea, but I'm going to be incredible bored until I have to pick my roomie up from the airport....which reminds me, how am I going to set an alarm, without my phone? ugh....I hate that I've become to dependant on a beautifully designed, touch screen, square of happiness....


I'm moving my trip to Tampa early April instead of early March....I think this is time for me to start building a savings again....yay!

I've picked out a few more sites I'd like to work with, and hopefully will get to be hired in the next few months.


I've also noticed that I have very prominent wrinkles in my neck....I'm not sure if it's excess body fat or early signs of aging. Our family does age quickly, but in weird places....I'm going to talk to a surgen about my options in a few months if it isn't extra weight that I should lose by then.....

1st post!

Huzzah! My first blog post for my random thoughts.....

I decided to make this blog to spare my webmaster of updating my site 5 times a week with blogs....I'll just let him worry about the sexy stuff! lol

Anyway, I'm not sure why, but writing for this is a lot easier than for my site. Perhaps it's because I'm not as concerned as being entertaining for others, and more about organizing my thoughts.

Well, this week, I'm addicted to Family Guy, traveling non stop, and dealing with insomnia....

I signed with an agency in LA, A List Talent, which seems to be promising for more mainstream work with HBO and Cinemax. They are a female run agency, which is really cool, and they usually book work with feature adult films as opposed to gonzo style stuff....

Isobel and I are planning some trips around the country, and we're doing LA Adult Con March 20-22nd. I'm excited, but scared. I hear some girls love it, and some hate it. I wonder if they'll care since I'm not a hardcore model. I guess we'll see! Promotion is promotion regardless....which means I have a crapton of stuff to order....

Checklist-
1. Isobel
2. stickers
3. vinyl banner
4. new prints
5. playboy
6. make dvds
7. order dvds from ptv
8. free flyers

I have a strange transvestite dude spamming me for my wardrobe...Everytime I try to sell it to him, as he requests, he disappears....strange...

I also have a dude bothering me about customs to talk about cars....which sounds cool, but he never sends money after I send the invoice, so now he's just bugging me because it's an email every other day....blah...

I've also come to realize that I can catch up on work, or sleep....and catching up on work is so much more productive....but it's bothering me that I look forward to sleeping on airplanes because the internet is cut off.....I'm drinking WAYYY too much coffee.

Oddly enough, spending two weeks in LA have helped me quit smoking, totally cold turkey. Now, if I can stay off the booze, I'll stay away from cigarettes.

I'm starting Alli again, which makes me happy that I don't do anal on film or in my personal life. Having anal leakage is really unsexy, especially on video....even if they cut if out, it WILL end up on the bloopers section....somewhere....

Ok, this blog has officially gotten gross....ummm....

BOOBIES!